poll time!

So the news from Kansas is not only sad this time, but so bizarre it beggars belief: they've gone round the bend and redefined science so that methodological naturalism is no longer required. Can't explain something well enough to your science students? Tell them that fairies do it! Getting irate calls from parents about how little Johnny embarrassed them at services? Have him bring his religious text to physics class for show and tell!

So, inspired by the cleverness of Angry Stanek, I present to you a poll!

[Poll #609253]

Feel free to elaborate in comments! If we generate some really killer ideas, maybe we can send the Kansas BoE some curriculum suggestions.