I think it's way funnier to think of the King of Perversion living a quiet domestic life, actually. It suggests that there is a flip side: any random stranger you see on the bus going to work could be wearing opposite-sex underwear, or could be a secret Wilt Chamberlain, or could be daydreaming about sex with an old lady wearing a snorkel.

(OTOH, if I had my druthers, there wouldn't be any burbs, so I'm with you on that one. ;) )