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[eirias]

From today's essay at Tomato Nation:

Christ. You know, Colin Powell submitted his resignation this morning, and I hope his first act as a private citizen is to march down to FCC headquarters and turn that martinet kid of his over his knee for an overdue spanking. I hope his second act is to go on Conan and expose his breast for a split second.

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[mokatz.livejournal.com]

Next time a militant lesbian gets mad at you for telling her to go straight, just say that you weren't finished, and you about to add, "...gaily forward." Say it in a lisp for extra bonus points. ;D