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Jul. 7th, 2008 01:53 pmCandidate for strangest contextually-appropriate utterance ever:
"If you don't hear from me in a few days, I've either been eaten by a bear walking the poodles on the mountain or killed in a freak art accident on my way to the bathroom."
"If you don't hear from me in a few days, I've either been eaten by a bear walking the poodles on the mountain or killed in a freak art accident on my way to the bathroom."
